Thanks a bundle for telling me you and Captain America used to date. That saved me so many awkward moments and I was able to break it to him gently that his love interest married and reproduced with one of his friends.

Not.
No, really, thanks for leaving that out mom.
That was the most awkward conversation I’ve had with him so far… Which is saying something, really.

It’s also strange to think about the fact that I’ve kissed someone you have…
Anyway, I know you can’t have foreseen that Steve would have been found and defrosted twenty years after you died… Or that I’d be at all involved with him like this.

I’m actually sure you’d be a little horrified if you could see this- Or, if there is an afterlife, you probably just are horrified in general and try to ignore what I get up to.

Sorry about that, by the way.
I don’t exactly regret most of it but I’m sure it’d be a little disturbing from a parental standpoint.

You had fantastic taste in guys, by the way.

At one point- How’d you go from Steve to Dad anyway, was there drinking involved there?
By all accounts I’m entirely too similar to him so I’m not sure I get the appeal.

…
I miss you, mom…
A lot…

Love
- Angie